Testimonies

These brave individuals took the path,
read their testimonies.





I used to be this f.. chubby, ungainly kid with glasses
and I would get no respect.

Then I discovered the powers of
the dark side
and the magnificent Sith WM,
and I was led into the mysteries of sith hacking.

And I made my famous video,
and now people look at me totally different.

Such are the powers of
the dark side.

Now, I'm ... well, I'm still a chubby, ungainly kid with glasses
but now I get to sue.


- GR, Student, plaintiff.





I used to be this skinny, ungainly kid with glasses
and I would get no respect.
I could hack software - well sort of anyway,
and had some success
but something was missing.

Then I discovered the powers of
the dark side
and the magnificent Sith WM,
and I was led into the mysteries of sith hacking.

And I realized that my company could make
something much less usable
that would use hundred of times the resources,
and we did,
and now people are paying good money for it.

Such are the powers of
the dark side.

Now, I'm ... well, I'm still a skinny, ungainly kid with glasses
but I'm filthy rich and can buy respect,
and now I get to sue and get sued.


- Bill, Software tycoon.





I used to be this chubby, ungainly kid without glasses
and I would get no respect.

Then I discovered the powers of
the dark side
and the magnificent Sith WM,
and I was led into the mysteries of sith hacking.

My "friends" tried to stop me,
but my master made this cool helmet
and these prosthetic legs and stuff
and now people look at me totally different.

And they made movies about me
where they made me into some kind of
youth prodigy
and Hayden Christensen played my part.
How cool is that?

Such are the powers of
the dark side.

Now, I'm still ungainly
but I got this cool helmet
and a cool cape
and no one dares to sue me.


- DV, Evil Sith Lord.





I used to be this city manager
with 22 years of computer experience
and I would get no respect.

Then I discovered the powers of
the dark side
and the magnificent Sith WM,
and I was led into the mysteries of sith hacking.

Then I could throw accusations in all directions,
and threaten with the FBI
and now people look at me totally different.

Such are the powers of
the dark side.

Now, I'm still a city manager
with 22 years of computer experience
but I get lots of email.


- Jerry, city manager



Yes,
I will follow,
take me down the path to
the dark side.