Testimonies
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![]() I used to be this f.. chubby, ungainly kid with glasses and I would get no respect. Then I discovered the powers of the dark side and the magnificent Sith WM, and I was led into the mysteries of sith hacking. And I made my famous video, and now people look at me totally different. Such are the powers of the dark side. Now, I'm ... well, I'm still a chubby, ungainly kid with glasses but now I get to sue. - GR, Student, plaintiff. |
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![]() I used to be this skinny, ungainly kid with glasses and I would get no respect. I could hack software - well sort of anyway, and had some success but something was missing. Then I discovered the powers of the dark side and the magnificent Sith WM, and I was led into the mysteries of sith hacking. And I realized that my company could make something much less usable that would use hundred of times the resources, and we did, and now people are paying good money for it. Such are the powers of the dark side. Now, I'm ... well, I'm still a skinny, ungainly kid with glasses but I'm filthy rich and can buy respect, and now I get to sue and get sued. - Bill, Software tycoon. |
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![]() I used to be this chubby, ungainly kid without glasses and I would get no respect. Then I discovered the powers of the dark side and the magnificent Sith WM, and I was led into the mysteries of sith hacking. My "friends" tried to stop me, but my master made this cool helmet and these prosthetic legs and stuff and now people look at me totally different. And they made movies about me where they made me into some kind of youth prodigy and Hayden Christensen played my part. How cool is that? Such are the powers of the dark side. Now, I'm still ungainly but I got this cool helmet and a cool cape and no one dares to sue me. - DV, Evil Sith Lord. |
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![]() I used to be this city manager with 22 years of computer experience and I would get no respect. Then I discovered the powers of the dark side and the magnificent Sith WM, and I was led into the mysteries of sith hacking. Then I could throw accusations in all directions, and threaten with the FBI and now people look at me totally different. Such are the powers of the dark side. Now, I'm still a city manager with 22 years of computer experience but I get lots of email. - Jerry, city manager |
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Yes, I will follow, take me down the path to the dark side. |